A large purple and ivory gateway towered in the overgrown landscape. In front of which stood a tall butterfly-like creature, pure white in elegant black attire. As the troupe approached she greeted them with a frozen smile. She seemed to be staring through them into nothingness.
"Greetings of what I assume to be esteemed guests. Stepping through the Velvet Gateway will transport you to the Carnival in the Garden of Parabola, a securely stashed away location. By entering the Velvet Gateway you agree to the Terms and Conditions delivered to you in your last daydreams. Please remove anything of Carmine on your person, placing it in the secured chest. It will remember you as a person, and open for you only. In case you exit the Carnival a different person, the chest will refuse to open for you.
She held up an empty piece of paper and started demonstratively inspecting it with a monocle, all while keeping her intense stare and unwavering smile.
"You were allowed to bring a number of guests, and I will now clear up some possible ambiguity. Individuals with multiple personality disorder will have every personality count as a separate guest. Identical twins count as the same person, provided they remain in close contact and are able to communicate with each other. Two halves of a brain count as the same person, provided they remain in close contact and are able to communicate with each other. If the Carnival Committee notices at any time the number of people of your troupe overstep the number of allowed guests, individuals from your group will be randomly picked and sent to the Summer Penitentiary until the number is back within the bounds."
Ominous music fills the air
"The Carnival has been enhanced with dramatic music to fit the situation. At the Carnival you will meet with the most fabulous people. I wish you marvelous contentment in indulging in your deepest desires in a place the rest of the world cannot observe. If you have any questions, vibrate your vocal cords to produce patterned sound-waves which will provide me with the information of your request."
She stopped smiling and started to stare blankly into the distance.
((You may enter and be accompanied by your personal theme music.))