[ Diplomacy ]
[ 20th of Novus 1614 ] [ Winter Palace, Korolya ] [ Crown Diplomacy ]
[ https://sparkalia.com/d/281-crown-royal-happenings/81 ]
Economic Diplomacy
Emperess Kohl has found the existence of the IMTU [ International Mariner Trade Union ], and decides to make the Crown join it. Surely nothing bad will come of this...
Kohl wrote a letter, simple and plain. It reads:
' The Crown requests to join the IMTU by Q2 of this year '
"It's not good enough. Too short..." Kohl murmurs. "I'll go ask the Minister of Foreign Affairs to make me a letter for it."
The sharj crumples the paper up and flings it away. The crumpled paper bounces off the wall and misses the trashbin by a centimeter. It bounces about a bit and
"Scheiße. I missed it." Kohl sighs, before grabbing the landline phone. But wait, the Foreign Affairs minister isn't at the office. She nabs her phone and unplugs the charger cable and scrolls down her contacts. There's so many contacts...
Oh wait? Oh, finally. Kohl rings up the Foreign Affairs minister. Ring, ring, and after a minute the minister picks up.
"Allo? Is this the Emperess?" The minister asks.
Kohl replies, "Ja, I need you to write me a letter, about the Crown joining the International Mariner trade thing."
"Huh? Oh, alright. I'll have the letter done by dinner. Should I write it or you later?"
"Eh, I think you should just print it." Kohl sighs, "Send a digital copy of the letter to the Herwans too. Mind doing that?"
"Alright, see you soon."
Kohl hangs up, and sighs. Now it's done, is it? Only partway. Now Kohl has to prepare to go outside of the Crown for about the third time in this year, and this time she'll arrange a home flight on a commercial flight. Much wonderful. Now to decide on the suit she'll wear. Her battle gown? The one with bloodstains of every king and queen she had slain? No, too metal. The regular suit? A bit too stiff, honestly. Been a while since it got deep washed... Can't use the civilian fit either, as that's for going shopping and cafe-ing unnoticed by the paparazzi. So what?
"I got an idea, I'll just uh... i should just get a suit and my robe then. A robe and a three-piece tuxedo, with only the Crown flag pin on it. Do i have a dark blue tuxedo? Something in Prussian blue..."
Kohl puts the phone down and walks over to the wardrobe.
Letter to the IMTU, assembled by Korolya's Foreign Minister
The Crown is interested, and requests to join the IMTU by Q2 of this year. Discussions can begin in either Herwa or Korolya, in the Crown.
[ @Drbeansguy ]